On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A cartridge in an Uzi.
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two moms a-mourning
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four cowering elders
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
My true love gave to me
A cartridge in an Uzi.
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two moms a-mourning
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four cowering elders
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six hotel gun shows
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven closed asylums
Six hotel gun shows
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight wackos plotting
Seven closed asylums
Seven closed asylums
Six hotel gun shows
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine Christian soldiers
Eight wackos plotting
Seven closed asylums
Six hotel gun shows
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
Six hotel gun shows
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten school shootings
Nine Christian soldiers
Eight wackos plotting
Seven closed asylums
Six hotel gun shows
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven urban war zones
Ten school shootings
Nine Christian soldiers
Eight wackos plotting
Seven closed asylums
Six hotel gun shows
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve pols a-sleeping
Eleven urban war zones
Ten school shootings
Nine Christian soldiers
Eight wackos plotting
Six hotel gun shows
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
Wayne Lapierre
Four elders cow'ring
Three spouses weeping
Two mourning moms
And a cartridge in an Uzi.
