You know how pricey things have gotten. Your dollars
don't stretch as far as they used to.
Well, allow us to present the following unbelievable
one-time offer! Please act fast! Supplies are limited...
How much do you pay for shoes? $60? $100? $200? or more?
How about vacations? They can cost upwards of thousands
of dollars! And what did you pay for that HD TV? Don't
want to think about it?
Well, then maybe you'd like to think about this!!
We are making you a special offer that you'd have to be
crazy to pass up! For a very limited time, we are
authorized to offer you FIVE MONTHS for the ridiculously
low price of $29.95! That's right, only $29.95 for FIVE
MONTHS!!
Think about it! We're not talking a week or a month
or two months or three or four. That would be a great
deal! But no! We're offering a full FIVE MONTHS!
And guess what! That's not all! If you call in the next
20 minutes, we will throw in a SIXTH MONTH absolutely
free! Six months for $29.95! That's less than 5 dollars
a month! You can pay more than that in parking meter
money on one afternoon of shopping!
Call now. Our operators are standing by.
